May 2012
musekicker asked: Hmm, for the top five thing, how about question number 12?
wwannatakearideonmysciencestick:
perks of being a girl
i can think about whatever i want in class without worrying about boners
me
1 tag
kayotics:
2 gay 2 function
“Don’t be a dick.”
– Things Jesus never said but probably meant (via sozzney)
Home Depot for Cosplay
Me: hey could I get some help.
Home Depot Employee: Sure! What are you making?
Me: Full body armor.
Home Depot employee: What
jakes-plush-rump:
Everybody on tumblr has a dark past
and it’s called
your first URL
"Homestuck cosplay is easy, you just have to wear...
homestuckfanproblems:
6 tags
Reblog if you should be doing something that ISN'T...
nekotic-catnip-lover:
peanutbutter-nutella:
unicorntimelordadamyoung:
lazygirlproblems:
always
CRAP YES
3 tags
We were talking about social networking in english
niffingitup:
inlovewithcolfer:
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME:Yup…
I regret nothing <3
cloofoofoo:
there is a guy hittin on me in gaia towns
i told him i was a lesbian and he wont
leave me alone
also i said i was from texas and he said
then he said
“see you later”
and
help me im gonna pee
Dear timezones,
Thank you for being one of the biggest cockblocks in history.
buttnugget-mcgee:
do you ever not understand what the singer of the song is saying and when you hear what theyre really saying it still doesnt sound like it at all
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
the world would be a terrible place without backspace
