May 2012
problemsleuth:
unpoopular opinion john isnt an asshole he likes to pick on his friends and says rude shit and joke around but he doesnt actually mean it yknow hes young and ends up saying a lot of dumb shit which is a trait that all of the characters have because they dont know better because theyre uninformed kids not total assholes #woah #wow #intense
Message me a fetish you could see me having.
vault-13:
i only like johnkat when they’re both pregnant from dave’s babies and are rubbing their pregnant-ass bitch bellies together and moaning and when they ejaculate they fill the room with semen
these are also the only circumstances with which i would be okay with terezi/vriska and dirk/LE
Que is up, so if you messaage me I'm not ignoring...
yourcreepyuncle:
how much homestuck would a homestuck stuck if a homestuck could stuck home
ukfr asked: how can you hate butts i mean they're butts
zahralaughingalone-ontheinternet:
i’m in the butts fandom
I hate butts.
caadylyn:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
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buttsfandom liked your post: i dont really like butts
zahralaughingalone-ontheinternet:
you reblog my post asking for messages but you don’t send me any
i mean come on
really
vault-13:
3ridan:
i dont really like butts
wow frick you right to heck and get off tumblr you ableist racist piece of sHIT
i’m sorry
sobs
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
i dont really like butts
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die
vault-13:
also to anyone making jokes about it
a woman ripped off her young child’s head and ate its brains
can you like
stop being a giant fucking asshole for three seconds and not make a zombie joke about that
thanks
Anonymous asked: big butts
aleetlepinch:
According to old paintings, there’s mad titties in heaven.
papermochi:
You know what I don’t understand? That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
vault-13:
i’m gone for a day or so and i come back to zero hate mail
u guys r slipping up
the-l0st-child:
there is a special place in hell for people who post pictures of Jake English and put it in the Lord English tag
sweet-bitsy:
starkandstripes:
OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
No you’re done post it you’re golden
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
carcino-fucking-geneticist:
ricksantorumpreg:
unbearably-bleak:
Ok
ANY OF THE HEADMATES.
princeofkokoros:
people who say ‘I don’t masturbate because I’m a girl’
Reblog if you would care if I deleted my tumblr...
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
Reblog if you want a fanfic in your ask.
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vvaccine:
dontbrushyourhair:
previouslysane:
...
tltty:
there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
knightofmind:
think how easy it would be if we were all girly/hipster blogs that had a ton of friends and went to parties on weekends
but instead we’re always always inside reblogging pictures of teenage aliens and crying over them
when u cant find the next page on someones blog
gaymzee:
john doesnt look like a name anymore
homestuck summed up in one
yourcreepyuncle:
me: *closes tumblr tab*
me: *opens new tumblr tab*
me: what just happened
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
frickingloki:
“Here is the entire personality of every character from x series summed up in a single gif”
No
No
No
No
No
No
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
moosh
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200 things you can put in my ask. PLEASE DO THIS...
200: My crushs name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cellphone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height is:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: Xbox or ps3:
183: Piggy banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Spongebob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three songs I bought were?
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings?
173: Are your parents divorced?
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday?
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Facebook:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted: hour ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Who's your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cellphone provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing store:
26: Grocery store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio station:
8: Yankee candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog breed:
1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
I wish people would do this and ask me heaps of questions.
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im an awesome artist by the way
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